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all i sunnn xx:  SHAWN HARRIS WOULD BE GREAT IN CHAIR

MKNZ: CONRAD'S HAND IS ONE LUCKY THING

me: i love the violin part!amy: allison...allison...thats a cello

daves away message: im gone..sirisuslymknz:do all brits spell serious that was or just daveme:just davemknzs away message:im on the phone....................siriusly

Ash1ee x0: we thought we'd get him  OMG Its Devra: IN BED   OMG Its Devra: IN BED, ASHLEE

OMG Its Devra: "I'M GOING TO GIVE MY MOM A LAP DANCE"

ftskphil (9:12:58 PM): 817 304 5244
ftskphil (9:12:58 PM): make it a sexy phonecall
 

ftskphil (9:13:42 PM): were gonna have a great night gals

dboy5026: i dont care if im boning hayley williams and drinking tea with benji from GC ill still IM you guys

all i sunnn xx: I SHAVED MY STACHE TOO

: dboy5026 (9:56:30 PM): audrina has the most amazing boobs ever
dboy5026 (9:56:32 PM): wanna see?

dboy5026 (10:01:38 PM): i came here to make your pants too tight
all i sunnn xx (10:01:38 PM): OH SHIT

OMG Its Devra: THINK OF SHAANT OMG Its Devra: WHILE YOU EAT OMG Its Devra: STRIKE THAT OMG Its Devra: ATTEMPT TO EAT   OMG Its Devra: WHILE THINKING OF SHAANT

dboy5026 (10:02:03 PM): spit it out
all i sunnn xx (10:02:08 PM): THATS WHAT SHE SAID

dboy5026 (10:55:06 PM): ok ill give you everyone in the band's numbers ifyou just JUST UY ME SOME FUCKING SHOES

Ash1ee x0 (4:02:01 PM): all i sunnn xx: and by haha he means "come on the van with me" all i sunnn xx: so im gonna reply "kayden were moving to fast"

Ammerrrzzzz (4:02:13 PM): dboy5026 (11:14:51 PM): automatic dicksweater

unspokenwishesx (4:02:28 PM):     AWEE

all i sunnn xx (4:02:30 PM): dboy5026: gaycook,gayleb kent gayrisson

dboy5026 (11:16:08 PM): today i picked up the fake sandwich at subway and tried to eat it
mknz vs everyone (11:16:10 PM): LMFAO
dboy5026 (11:16:13 PM): and the lady asked me to leave me alone

Ammerrrzzzz (11:55:52 PM): GET A BAND PERSONS NUMBER- 30 PTS. GET A MERCHIE/TOUR MANAGERS NUMBER- 15 PTS

Ammerrrzzzz (4:03:20 PM): mknz vs everyone (11:55:52 PM): thats easier to add
OMG Its Devra (11:55:57 PM): OK
mknz vs everyone (11:56:06 PM): or fuckie
mknz vs everyone (11:56:08 PM): DUCKIE*

mknz vs everyone (9:57:20 PM): CONRAD
mknz vs everyone (9:57:21 PM): OMG
mknz vs everyone (9:57:23 PM): SEX
mknz vs everyone (9:57:27 PM): CONRAD
OMG Its Devra (9:57:36 PM): I'M SENDING HIM THAT

all i sunnn xx (10:07:08 PM): CONRADS KINDA HOTT
mknz vs everyone (10:07:14 PM): TELL ME ABOUT IT.

xXPYRO00Xx (12:06:41 AM): sorry i use protection
xXPYRO00Xx (12:06:46 AM): so its not mine

xXPYRO00Xx (12:11:17 AM): the longest ive done it for is 2hours
xXPYRO00Xx (12:11:19 AM): or maybe 3
OMG Its Devra (12:11:31 AM): WELL, HELLO THERE
mknz vs everyone (12:11:35 AM): HAAHAHAH

OMG Its Devra (12:15:19 AM): OMG
OMG Its Devra (12:15:22 AM): BRING CONRAD
OMG Its Devra (12:15:23 AM): ON A LEASH
OMG Its Devra (12:15:25 AM): TO WARPED

Ammerrrzzzz (12:36:27 AM): you wear glasses?
wegotsuperpowers (12:36:30 AM): I am wearing glasses too
wegotsuperpowers (12:36:32 AM): (:
wegotsuperpowers (12:36:34 AM): TWINS
mknz vs everyone (12:36:37 AM): when i dont wear conrads

Ammerrrzzzz (4:05:40 PM): mknz vs everyone (12:36:40 AM): CONTACTS
mknz vs everyone (12:36:41 AM): HAHAHAHAH
mknz vs everyone (12:36:45 AM): I HATE MY LIFE

Ammerrrzzzz (12:38:30 AM): the twins will be so mad
mknz vs everyone (12:38:33 AM): hahaha
OMG Its Devra (12:38:35 AM): mknz vs everyone (12:38:48 AM): when i dont wear conrads

Ammerrrzzzz (4:06:21 PM): mknz vs everyone (12:38:40 AM): we must dave this
mknz vs everyone (12:38:42 AM): :|
mknz vs everyone (12:38:43 AM): no
OMG Its Devra (12:38:47 AM): LOLOL DAVE THIS

OMG Its Devra (1:24:16 AM): "CONRAD JAMES MALCOM TOUCH ME"

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh30/OMGItsDevra/forfuturepurposes.jpg

mknz vs everyone (1:24:27 AM): i wonder if he smells good
Ammerrrzzzz (1:24:35 AM): .....
Ammerrrzzzz (1:24:37 AM): ............

Ammerrrzzzz (4:07:17 PM): mknz vs everyone (1:37:02 AM): DANG BOY YOU SMELL FOINE
mknz vs everyone (1:37:06 AM): im going to say that to conrad

mknz vs everyone (4:07:24 PM): HAHAHAHAHAH

Ammerrrzzzz (4:07:26 PM): mknz vs everyone (5:01:18 PM): I HOPE CONRAD FALLS IN LOVE WITH ME THIS SUMMER

Tayler x0 (12:05:26 AM): HOT WOMAN

mknz vs everyone:  i wish i was conrads jeans

mknz vs everyone (2:58:31 AM): EW
mknz vs everyone (2:58:35 AM): i bug just flew
mknz vs everyone (2:58:36 AM): on
mknz vs everyone (2:58:37 AM): my
mknz vs everyone (2:58:38 AM): dave
mknz vs everyone (2:58:40 AM): face*

all i sunnn xx: if we were playing battle ship right now, our ship would be SUNK all i sunnn xx: at the bottom of the OCEAN all i sunnn xx: like the titanic

dboy5026 (4:37:56 AM): get out newb

MKNZ: WHERE IN THE PORKS IS PHIL?

all i sunnn xx (5:54:59 PM): i thought kayden was just retarded
dboy5026 (5:54:59 PM): backzees
all i sunnn xx (5:55:03 PM): AHHAHA
dboy5026 (5:55:05 PM): whoa
all i sunnn xx (5:55:05 PM): awkward

LOGAN FISHER TAKE THIS//SMAACKATLGDP HURRY UP

JGrad2008:Hey, whats up?
JGrad2008:you're jewish? thats awesome!
JGrad2008:DO YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS OR ARE YOU STRONGLY AGAINST THAT?
JGrad2008: did you ever think that you would be here?
JGrad2008:like in a band and doing the whole rockstar thing
dboy5026 (5:33:02 AM): no not really
JGrad2008: yeah
JGrad2008: do you like all the travling?
Kayden: shes like grilling me
dboy5026 (5:33:43 AM): yes i love it.

almost as much as i love boning my beautiful girlfriend hayley Williams
kayden: lets see what she says to THAT
JGrad2008: that's good that you love traveling that is kind of important with what you are doing.

boning?
JGrad2008:haha
dboy5026 (5:33:43 AM): yes boning
JGrad2008: hahaha lol
JGrad2008: how long have you guys been together?
Kayden: she probably doesnt know who that is
Kayden: im gonna send her a picture of her
Kayden: and be like, isnt she pretty ?!
all i sunnn xx (5:36:55 AM): SAY YOUR CHEATING ON HER WITH AUDRINA
kayden: ok now im gonna say im cheating
kayden: with audrina
kayden: oh shit.

she knows paramour
JGrad2008: now, i must ask... are you actually dating her or are you messin with me?
JGrad2008lol
dboy5026 (5:33:43 AM): we're actually dating haha what do you mean?
JGrad2008: wow that is awesome congrats
JGrad2008: what do you mean what do i mean?
dboy5026 (5:33:43 AM): oh i dont know
JGrad2008: haha lol...
JGrad2008: so why does it say you are single on ur status thing on myspace then?
dboy5026 (5:33:43 AM we're having problems tho
JGrad2008:y?
dboy5026 (5:33:43 AM : cuz our label makes us put single
Tayler x0 (5:40:59 AM): have you done this before? you're a pro.


kayden: hahah no
dboy5026 (5:42:14 AM): she's always touring
JGrad2008: what are you guys having prblems witH?
JGrad2008: o yeah tht can be hard
dboy5026 (5:42:14 AM): and we tour too but not nearly as much and not together JGrad2008:yea
dboy5026 (5:42:14 AM): i dunno.

i get nervous when she's like out therefor weeks at a time
JGrad2008: why do you get nervous?/
dboy5026 (5:42:31 AM): cuzshe's hot and famousand stuff
JGrad2008: and i'm sure she's faithful to you
JGrad2008:don't you trust her?
all i sunnn xx (5:42:45 AM): say shes cheated on youbefore!
Ash1ee x0 (5:42:56 AM): "with that fat guy fom new found glory"
Kayden: im not saying that!
JGrad2008:do u trust her?
dboy5026 (5:42:31 AM): not really
JGrad2008:wow...y not?
dboy5026 (5:42:31 AM): she cheated with that fat fuck from New Found Glory
all i sunnn xx (5:43:39 AM): OMG
all i sunnn xx (5:43:42 AM): YOU SAID THAT
dboy5026 (5:43:43 AM): hahahahahaha
dboy5026 (5:43:45 AM): yes
JGrad2008: well two wrongs don't make a right...
JGrad2008:who did you cheat on her with?
dboy5026 (5:43:45 AM :haha you dont want to know
JGrad2008:yes i do
kayden): hahaha
kayden: audrnia?
Kayden: im telling a whole story behind it
Tayler x0 (5:46:05 AM): throw in things like "i shouldnt be telling you this"
kayden: omg
kayden: this is bad
JGrad2008: yes i do
dboy5026 (5:47:54 AM):ok well i was at this signing thing in hollywood like 2 weeks ago
JGrad2008: yea?
dboy5026 (5:47:54 AM: and there were people from that show the hills there
JGrad2008: yea...?
dboy5026 (5:47:47 AM): it was the big convention thing
JGrad2008: ok
dboy5026 (5:47:47 AM :i really shouldn’t tell you this
JGrad2008: you already started
JGrad2008y shouldn't you?
dboy5026 (5:47:54 AM): ok so i was there talking to chris and he started talking to one of their entourage ppl and we found out where they were going that night to this club called "giesha house"
JGrad2008:ok
Kayden: this is going too far
dboy5026 (5:49:55 AM): so we went there and i didnt really know who was actually famous and who wasn’t and who was on the show and who was just entourage
JGrad2008:yea?
dboy5026 (5:50:02 AM): so we were like hey we saw you at that thing and started drinking with em and hung out
JGrad2008:ok
dboy5026 (5:50:02 AM : and i started talking to this girl and kinda latched on the whole night
JGrad2008: yea?
dboy5026 (5:50:02 AM): so we make out and dance and stuff and i get her number next day she facebooks me and my friend is like HOLY SHIT DUDE
JGrad2008:ok
dboy5026 (5:51:17 AM): i guess shes on the show.

her name's audrina
all i sunnn xx (5:51:26 AM): HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JGrad2008: no shit??
all i sunnn xx (5:51:39 AM): KAYDEN AUDRINA IS ON YOUR PROFILE
kayden: hahaha
kayden: uh oh
all i sunnn xx (5:52:32 AM): and be like yeah so i guess shes a big deal? so i keep a pic of her on my profile
all i sunnn xx (5:52:33 AM): hahahahha
all i sunnn xx (5:52:54 AM): the girls gonna be like WHAT ABOUT JUSTIN BOBBY!
all i sunnn xx (5:52:55 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAH
kayden): fixed
dboy5026 (5:53:39 AM): haha no shit.

do you know who she is?
JGrad2008: yes, i only watch that show all the time, but how did you not know who she is?
Kayden: why should i say i shouldnt have told her
all i sunnn xx (5:54:10 AM): cause the show told audrina!
all i sunnn xx (5:54:18 AM): she had to stay with justin bobby
all i sunnn xx (5:54:22 AM): and not to fuck things up
all i sunnn xx (5:54:36 AM): so if anyone finds out you could get in HUGE TROUBLE
all i sunnn xx (5:54:37 AM): hahahahahha
kayden: OMGZ
kayden:this is the best
kayden look
kayden: hahaha
JGrad2008:so y shouldn't you have told me that?
dboy5026 (5:55:28 AM): just cuz word gets out about that kinda stuff
JGrad2008: it's safe with me
dboy5026 (5:55:28 AM): chris kissed some girl from a UK band and in like 2 days it was in some magazine that they were dating
dboy5026 (5:55:41 AM): JGrad2008:OMG... that's intense.


JGrad2008: i won't tell anyone...
dboy5026 (5:55:41 AM): and i guess the show told audrina, she cant be seen with anyone uz she's supposed to be dating this guy justin for the show
JGrad2008: no one will believe that i'm actualyl taking to you
JGrad2008:oh, haha, that sucks, but maybe that is for the best... considering you are dating haley
Kayden: hahahha
Kayden: is this bad
mknz vs everyone (5:56:40 AM): I BET SHE IMS YOU EVER TIME SHE GETS ON
all i sunnn xx (5:56:45 AM): SHE TOTALLY WILL
kayden: yeah for sure
kayden: she ugly too
kayden: super ugly
kayden: ahaa
all i sunnn xx (5:57:08 AM): IMAGINE WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT US
kayden i only say good things about you guys
kayden: becuz youre amazing
kayden i swear
: ive lied to this girl so much
kayden: im going to hell
dboy5026 (5:57:49 AM): yeah.

im pretty sure things arent gonna work out with hayley tho
JGrad2008:yeah probably not...
dboy5026 (5:57:49 AM): just becuz cheating ruins things ya know?
JGrad2008:yeah i know
JGrad2008:if you guys can't trust each other then that is really bad
dboy5026 (5:57:49 AM :yeah agreed
kayden: uh oh shes going creeper
kayden: IE.


JGrad2008:i do my best lol.


JGrad2008: do you ever think bout dating someone that isn't famous?
dboy5026 (5:58:54 AM): umyes i used to do that often.

Haha
JGrad2008: someone you know wouldn't cheat on
JGrad2008:think about it?
dboy5026 (5:58:54 AM): yeah ofcourse
all i sunnn xx (5:59:19 AM): kayden have you ever cheated on someone?
Kayden: no never
all i sunnn xx (5:59:30 AM): good
kayden: hahahah
kayden:dont ever forget this
kayden: ever
kayden: cuz im never lying to anyone like this
kayden: ever again
all i sunnn xx (5:59:51 AM): HAHAHAHAHAH
Ash1ee x0 (5:59:52 AM): SEE YOU IN HELL
JGrad2008: at least ur not forgetting about me this time
dboy5026 (5:58:54 AM): Haha yeh
JGrad200: hehe
JGrad2008: so, what do you wnat in a girl?
JGrad2008: like what does she HAVE to have for you to be with her?
dboy5026 (5:58:54 AM): um
Ash1ee x0 (6:03:16 AM): DESCRIBE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
dboy5026 (6:03:21 AM): aha
dboy5026 (6:03:23 AM): thas mean
JGrad2008: well if you ever need someone real to talk to I’m here

Kayden exits out

all i sunnn xx (6:13:44 PM): I HAVE A JOB
all i sunnn xx (6:13:47 PM): THANK YOU
Ash1ee x0 (6:13:57 PM): standing on street corners must be so hard for you

mknz vs everyone (7:28:08 PM): and caleb would yell out the windoww "telll mee im prettyy"

ftskphil: WHEN IM TOO BUSY FUCKINGGG YOUUU
Ash1ee x0: oh, phil. you're such a boy.
 
all i sunnn xx: lets sell amy into prostitution!
 
OMG Its Devra: we'll ride phil

all i sunnn xx: YOU HAVE A HAMBURGER PHONE?!?!?!!??!?!!
Ash1ee x0: no, it's morgan freeman Ash1ee x0:"i should've listened to you, caleb, those girls are psycho"

mknz vs everyone (12:14:35 AM): im scared to talk to kayden sometimes, i want him to do me

kayden:WHOS THE N00B

Ammerrrzzzz (4:18:05 PM): WHATS YOUR NAME?

mknz vs everyone (4:18:11 PM): makenzie

Ammerrrzzzz (4:18:15 PM): STFU

allison,
hi, this is kayden. i'm just commenting you to say sorry for calling you a bunch of times and then not saying anything. the truth is, i love you. and when i heard your voice, my mind just went completely blank and i forgot what i wanted to say. and then i called you back, and was just rendered speechless again. i wanted to answer when you called me back to see what was up, but i was afraid that i would make a fool out of myself and embarrass myself in front of you, the girl i love.


ps. you know what? i think you would look really hot with a cherry tattoo on your hip. maybe i'll pay for you to get one for christmas. oh wait, maybe hanukkah; i hate christmas. oh and how old is your mom? is she around 46? is she hot? just wondering.


love you eternally,
kayden



pps: sorry for making up that lie about my "phone going crazy."



i obviously just want to fuck you.

love you always,
kayden

You know you survived OMGZCHAT '08 when:
- You remember that it all started with the FTSK secrets.
- Two words: Hot. Woman.
- You know more about Conrad's sexual preferences than you ever wanted to.
- "Wow, you guys, it's 3 AM, I should go to sleep."
- You wished you were a 46-year-old.
- "It's 4 AM already? I reaallllllllly need to sleep now, guys."
- OMGZ EXCLUSIVE SONG LYRICS.
- Kayden succeeded in making Devra stop whoring. Her pictures, though. Not herself.
- Cherry tat!
- You're excited for the Square Dave & The Chat Girls + Miles From Home tour. SDATCG is headlining.
- You now know the following information about Kayden: he sucks at guessing (see: truthbox comments), and, most importantly, HE STRONGLY OPPOSES CHRISTMAS.
- "5 AM? WTF. I AM LEAVING NOW."
- You attended not only FTSKFTW but also MFHFTW.
- You know the whole story in which Kayden cheated on his girlfriend Hayley with Audrina. But that's okay, because she also cheated on him with "that fat fuck" from New Found Glory.
- 1...2...3... EVERYONE LEAVE! WHY IS NO ONE LEAVING?! LEAVE!
- You can't remember half the stuff that went down because you were semi-delirious.
- "6 AM? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? (insert family member) IS AWAKE NOW! WTF! I HAVE TO GO I HAVE TO GO."
- By the time the chat ended, the sun was up and the birds were chirping.

"worcester, how do you pronounce that? wor-chester? wah-sitter? wur-ster? wood-ster? woo-chester? wur-sitter?"
(uh... no, it's wuhh-stah)

mknz vs everyone (4:12:53 PM): im scared to talk to kayden sometimes, i dont want him to do it to me

OMG Its Devra (4:13:34 PM): mknz vs everyone (12:14:35 AM): im scared to talk to kayden sometimes, i want him to do me

RodeoJones34 (4:17:08 PM) has entered the room.

mknz vs everyone (4:18:24 PM): how are you?

Ammerrrzzzz (4:18:26 PM): HOW OLD ARE YOU?

mknz vs everyone (4:18:33 PM): whats your favorite color?

mknz vs everyone (4:18:37 PM): whensyour birthday?

Ash1ee x0 (4:18:39 PM): WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR

mknz vs everyone (4:18:46 PM): do you wear sandles?

OMG Its Devra (4:18:51 PM): ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

Ash1ee x0 (4:18:52 PM): WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE?

Tayler x0 (4:19:07 PM): a/s/l?

RodeoJones34 (4:19:31 PM): 16, orange, dec 3, black, no, yes, hollister

Ammerrrzzzz (4:20:01 PM): hi matt the virgin

RodeoJones34 (4:20:51 PM) has left the room.

Ammerrrzzzz (4:20:55 PM): DAMN

Ammerrrzzzz (4:21:02 PM): WE LOST ANOTHER ONE

all i sunnn xx (4:20:58 PM): BUT WOULD YOU RATHER JUST HAVE TEXT?

OMG Its Devra (4:21:14 PM): all i sunnn xx (12:22:40 AM): BUT WOULD YOU RATHER JUST HAVE SEX?

OMG Its Devra (4:27:50 PM): i hope all tickle me elmos die

OMG Its Devra (4:28:04 PM): those things are so annoying

Ammerrrzzzz (4:28:52 PM): HOLLISTER SMELLING PEOPLE TURN ME ON

mknz vs everyone (4:28:53 PM): MATT I LOVE YOU COME BACK

OMG Its Devra (4:28:56 PM): MATT, I WILL TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY

RodeoJones34 (4:29:22 PM): oh jesus what have you done

unspokenwishesx (4:29:49 PM): introduced you to the most amazing people in the world.

Ash1ee x0 (4:30:28 PM): DEVRA LIKES MEN OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER DADDY

Tayler x0 (4:30:41 PM): twice her age plus two is devra's rule

all i sunnn xx (4:30:33 PM): I LOVE GIRLS

Ammerrrzzzz (4:32:53 PM): HE TOLD ME HE CAN GO ALL NIGHT

Ash1ee x0 (4:33:08 PM): I WONT EVEN "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" THAT.

unspokenwishesx (4:34:42 PM):     I’m in love with a girl too

Tayler x0 (12:05:52 AM): all i sunnn xx: WOMANLY HOT

: taylerx0: NOM NOM NOM
musicislifexx: I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS A NOM

xXPYRO00Xx (1:01:59 AM): vaginas are lame         xXPYRO00Xx (1:02:02 AM): they look like sad old men xXPYRO00Xx (1:02:04 AM): eating sour warheads

dboy5026 (1:16:58 AM): im gonna go get a sandwich

dboy5026 (2:16:51 AM): no i have a memory like an elephant

dboy5026 (2:18:30 AM): s my d

Stage 1) denialstage 2) annoyancestage 2B) kick out allisonSTAGE 3) AVOIDANCE

SMAACKATLGDPD

SMAACKATLGD+PD

sandra.makenzie.allison.amy.
conrad.kayden.ashlee.tayler               
logan.grace ann.devra.phil.dave.

Once upon a ghetto time, there lived seven perturbed girls. What made them so flabbergasted, you ask? Well, the answer is simple.  A mighty overwhelming group of teenie bigots. See, these “teenies” perceived they were sovereign. When a formidable online post shows up,  the girls found that it was momentous that they consulted Amy. Amy was their appointed leader, who knew how to haggle and resolve such ridiculous situation. She was their acclaimed one, she signified intelligence, and never feared such annoying teenies. She didn’t just wish they were deceased, she made THEM wish they were deceased. Teenies were obviously not going to be prospective or receptive to the premiere of this message relied by Amy. As anyone could have guessed they weren’t and no more than a day later, Amy’s message was deleted, and ignored by all. The theme of this story is that one day, when you grow older, you will be placed in situations such as this one. If you assert yourself much like Amy, you will take over the world, and become the next Hitler. But everyone knows, Hitler had seven girls that always made sure he stayed on top. The end.

EVERYONE MAKE ME A STORY!

Including 20 of these words:
appoint
assent
concur
consult
dissuade
flabbergast
haggle
perturb
procure
receptive
repudiate
resolve
signify
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Ashley’s

Once upon a time, there was a boy who was born in raised in the ghetto of West Philadelphia. He spent most of his days on the playground, chillin' out, maxin' all cool and all, shooting some b-ball outside of his school. One day, a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom became perturbed that he would become deceased, and said he was moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. He was flabbergasted; she did not even bother to consult him about this, however, he had no other choice but to concur. How dare she not even allow him to resolve this momentous argument on his own! But alas, he could not dissuade her. This signified a change in his life. He pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and looked at his kingdom-- he was overwhelmed that he was finally there! He was not exactly greeted receptively, in fact, his family perceived him to be nothing more than a trifling bigot (which he basically was). He was spurned by his formidable peers, but remained staunch, and stayed for many years to settle his throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. The theme of this story? Be receptive to changes, even if you aren't exactly fond of your rich, annoying cousins, because you could end up appointed as a very loved member of their family. And butlers are only cool if they're British and call you "sir."

Tayler’s

On October 12, 2007, a most momentous occasion occurred--William Beckett's (lead singer of the acclaimed FBR band The Academy Is) [alleged] child was born! This event signified a milestone among fans and non-fans alike, as many had been wondering whether or not Beckett was actually of the male persuasion. For weeks, Genevive Dylan Beckett was the topic of many overwhelming debates, led by those who coveted some solid proof. Many FBR_Trash-ians tried to consult those with ~inside information~, but alas, none were able to haggle any hard evidence of this child's existence.  Eventually, someone was able to procure an article from Beckett's ghetto local newspaper mentioning the child. Many fans have been appointed to oppress these rumors, but when asked if the rumors were true, Beckett, unperturbed, gave the flabbergasted reply. "How does everyone know?!" That single quote has given many a reason to concur with said rumors. Not to mention a picture in which the acclaimed child premieres herself in. Unfortunately, these rumors will not become deceased until any more prospective evidence is uncovered, or until Beckett makes any official statement. Thus, people continue to perceive what they like. The theme of this story? If you're going to deny rumors that you fathered (or mothered?) a child, at least try to resolve it with a better answer than, "How does everyone know?!"

"Do you go there often?" "Yeah, you can talk to Austin"-Marc

"Walmart doesnt stock CDs until 8am, so i told them to go to hell."-Phil

"It was the most amazing slap in the face i ever got, seriously! if you knew this kid...or even if you just saw him, you'd be like DAMN i wish he'd slap me in the face with his gloves!!"- Amanda

Amy: so her and caleb are a perfect fit
Me: they'll just take photos in photobooth all day, and change their icon 59476934760376430 times in a row.

unspokenwishesx: i bet you anything, Caleb was sitting next to Jonathan and was like "Dude. don't go in there."
jonathan has left the room.
ash1ee x0: "i should've listened to you, caleb, those girls are psycho."

Caleb: love you guys, be good, stay alive.
Ashley: Stay alive? who says that?!
Me: I have a confession to make, I told him someone would stop breathing if he didn't talk to us.
Tayler: Logan, you have 3 minutes to live.

"I wonder if kent and caleb are talking online?
like heyy dude
yo man
you wanna sleep next to me tonight?
kent: no id rather have hayley
caleb: you suck
and then jcook: ya'll what about me?! I'm southern!"

Me: Caleb! I see you tomorrow!
Caleb: hey I see you tomorrow!

Conrad: so that craig owens. guys i would def go gay for him, no homo. If he said "Conrad, take me now" i would.
Allison: "I'd go gay for stephhhannnnn"

You can't just alt + f4 life- Conrad

"My teacher thought hxc was a new STD."-Sandra

Allison: it was like DAYUMMM 16 year old girlllsss

*When asked about his child*
William Beckett: HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW?!

Ashlee: He's like Trixie Tang. "TELL ME I'M PRETTY! TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"

Conrad:well while you do that ima go straighten my hair / clean the bathroom
Me: ahaha. you straighten your hair? It always amuses me when guys do things like that. Don't burn your head.
Conrad: it always amuses me when girls are stupid, like you.
Me: Hey now! Cheer up, buttercup!

all i sunnn xx: im shaantttttttttttttt looooooooookkk attttt mee flipppp my sexxxxxxxxyyy hairrrr while i molest youuuu in the bacccckkkk seeaaaatttt and am an assss holllleeee to my banddddddd

ftskphil: whats with this black kid leaning over a camera reading the lyrics to whoa oh

all i sunn xx: IM OUT OF EVERYTHING
all i sunn xx: ITS LIKE IM A GAY PERSON WHO JUST CAME OUT OF A CLOSET
all i sunn xx: THATS HOW OUT I AM

unspokenwishesx (4:32:18 AM): ammerrrzzzz: id feel so behind
ammerrrzzzz: id feel like allison

Square Dave and the chat girls.

Ammerrrzzzz: HI DEBRAS SISTER
OMG Its Devra: SHE SAID YOU'RE A SLUT

OMG Its Devra: so i finally scream "I'LL LET YOU IN IF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP"

unspokenwishesx: a barbie was going to rape Kent?

ftskphil: fuck school
ftskphil: this is real life

"Allison, do your Shaant impression."
"John?"
"No, Shaant."
"Shawn?"
"Shannt!"
"John?"
"SHAANT! Fail."
"Oh, Phil?"

all i sunnn xx (2:56:07 PM): hahaahhahahaa have i mentioned im deaf?

all i sunnn xx (2:56:29 PM): i do that A LOT i always think people are saying something when theyre saying something else and im like WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT STEAL YOUR SODA

all i sunnn xx (2:38:58 PM): SOMEONE ASK ME MY NAME I HAVE A PICKUP LINE

unspokenwishesx (2:39:03 PM): Allison

unspokenwishesx (2:39:06 PM): whats your name?

all i sunnn xx (2:39:15 PM): allison but you can call me tonight!

all i sunnn xx (2:39:16 PM): GET IT

all i sunnn xx (2:39:18 PM): HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHA

squaredave11 (2:39:23 PM): oh dear

squaredave11 (2:38:59 PM): im going to bed now

squaredave11 (2:39:03 PM): its 3:30 am

mknz vs everyone (2:39:09 PM): its 10 31

mknz vs everyone (2:40:12 PM): "i want that a way<-----------"

Ammerrrzzzz (2:40:14 PM): <------------- that a way. Sirisusly

mknz vs everyone (2:47:22 PM): I MISS CONRAD WHERE DID HE GO?!

all i sunnn xx (2:47:37 PM): conrad went that a way with dave

all i sunnn xx (3:45:45 PM): I TOLD YOU WE'RE LIKE A CULT

all i sunnn xx (3:45:47 PM): I SAID IT BEFORE

all i sunnn xx (3:45:54 PM): WE'RE LIKE A CULT...ONLY BETTER

all i sunnn xx (3:46:15 PM): real talk

Tayler x0 (3:46:19 PM): SYKE

OMG Its Devra (3:49:37 PM): dave has an accent, that's all you need to know

Tayler x0 (3:49:48 PM): LOL DEVRA WILL DO ANYTHING WITH AN ACCENT

Tayler x0 (3:49:55 PM): IF I HAD AN ACCENT, SHE'D DO ME.

OMG Its Devra (3:50:02 PM): people with accents are automatically do-able

Tayler x0 (11:49:10 PM): LOL DEVRA WILL DO ANYTHING WITH A PULSE

djldgoeltjmeopz !

Why do I put myself in these situations?