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Thursday, June 26, 2008

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sandra.makenzie.allison.amy.
conrad.kayden.ashlee.tayler
logan.grace ann.devra.phil.dave.

Once upon a ghetto time, there lived seven perturbed girls. What made them so flabbergasted, you ask? Well, the answer is simple. A mighty overwhelming group of teenie bigots. See, these “teenies” perceived they were sovereign. When a formidable online post shows up, the girls found that it was momentous that they consulted Amy. Amy was their appointed leader, who knew how to haggle and resolve such ridiculous situation. She was their acclaimed one, she signified intelligence, and never feared such annoying teenies. She didn’t just wish they were deceased, she made THEM wish they were deceased. Teenies were obviously not going to be prospective or receptive to the premiere of this message relied by Amy. As anyone could have guessed they weren’t and no more than a day later, Amy’s message was deleted, and ignored by all. The theme of this story is that one day, when you grow older, you will be placed in situations such as this one. If you assert yourself much like Amy, you will take over the world, and become the next Hitler. But everyone knows, Hitler had seven girls that always made sure he stayed on top. The end.

EVERYONE MAKE ME A STORY!

Including 20 of these words:
appoint
assent
concur
consult
dissuade
flabbergast
haggle
perturb
procure
receptive
repudiate
resolve
signify
sovereign
trifling
acclaim
bigot
covet
deceased
formidable
ghetto
momentous
oppress
overwhelm
perceive
premiere
prospectibe
spurn
staunch
theme

Ashley’s

Once upon a time, there was a boy who was born in raised in the ghetto of West Philadelphia. He spent most of his days on the playground, chillin' out, maxin' all cool and all, shooting some b-ball outside of his school. One day, a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom became perturbed that he would become deceased, and said he was moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. He was flabbergasted; she did not even bother to consult him about this, however, he had no other choice but to concur. How dare she not even allow him to resolve this momentous argument on his own! But alas, he could not dissuade her. This signified a change in his life. He pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and looked at his kingdom-- he was overwhelmed that he was finally there! He was not exactly greeted receptively, in fact, his family perceived him to be nothing more than a trifling bigot (which he basically was). He was spurned by his formidable peers, but remained staunch, and stayed for many years to settle his throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. The theme of this story? Be receptive to changes, even if you aren't exactly fond of your rich, annoying cousins, because you could end up appointed as a very loved member of their family. And butlers are only cool if they're British and call you "sir."

Tayler’s

On October 12, 2007, a most momentous occasion occurred--William Beckett's (lead singer of the acclaimed FBR band The Academy Is) [alleged] child was born! This event signified a milestone among fans and non-fans alike, as many had been wondering whether or not Beckett was actually of the male persuasion. For weeks, Genevive Dylan Beckett was the topic of many overwhelming debates, led by those who coveted some solid proof. Many FBR_Trash-ians tried to consult those with ~inside information~, but alas, none were able to haggle any hard evidence of this child's existence. Eventually, someone was able to procure an article from Beckett's ghetto local newspaper mentioning the child. Many fans have been appointed to oppress these rumors, but when asked if the rumors were true, Beckett, unperturbed, gave the flabbergasted reply. "How does everyone know?!" That single quote has given many a reason to concur with said rumors. Not to mention a picture in which the acclaimed child premieres herself in. Unfortunately, these rumors will not become deceased until any more prospective evidence is uncovered, or until Beckett makes any official statement. Thus, people continue to perceive what they like. The theme of this story? If you're going to deny rumors that you fathered (or mothered?) a child, at least try to resolve it with a better answer than, "How does everyone know?!"

"Do you go there often?" "Yeah, you can talk to Austin"-Marc

"Walmart doesnt stock CDs until 8am, so i told them to go to hell."-Phil

"It was the most amazing slap in the face i ever got, seriously! if you knew this kid...or even if you just saw him, you'd be like DAMN i wish he'd slap me in the face with his gloves!!"- Amanda

Amy: so her and caleb are a perfect fit
Me: they'll just take photos in photobooth all day, and change their icon 59476934760376430 times in a row.

unspokenwishesx: i bet you anything, Caleb was sitting next to Jonathan and was like "Dude. don't go in there."
jonathan has left the room.
ash1ee x0: "i should've listened to you, caleb, those girls are psycho."

Caleb: love you guys, be good, stay alive.
Ashley: Stay alive? who says that?!
Me: I have a confession to make, I told him someone would stop breathing if he didn't talk to us.
Tayler: Logan, you have 3 minutes to live.

"I wonder if kent and caleb are talking online?
like heyy dude
yo man
you wanna sleep next to me tonight?
kent: no id rather have hayley
caleb: you suck
and then jcook: ya'll what about me?! I'm southern!"

Me: Caleb! I see you tomorrow!
Caleb: hey I see you tomorrow!

Conrad: so that craig owens. guys i would def go gay for him, no homo. If he said "Conrad, take me now" i would.
Allison: "I'd go gay for stephhhannnnn"

You can't just alt + f4 life- Conrad

"My teacher thought hxc was a new STD."-Sandra

Allison: it was like DAYUMMM 16 year old girlllsss

*When asked about his child*
William Beckett: HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW?!

Ashlee: He's like Trixie Tang. "TELL ME I'M PRETTY! TELL ME I'M PRETTY!"

Conrad:well while you do that ima go straighten my hair / clean the bathroom
Me: ahaha. you straighten your hair? It always amuses me when guys do things like that. Don't burn your head.
Conrad: it always amuses me when girls are stupid, like you.
Me: Hey now! Cheer up, buttercup!

all i sunnn xx: im shaantttttttttttttt looooooooookkk attttt mee flipppp my sexxxxxxxxyyy hairrrr while i molest youuuu in the bacccckkkk seeaaaatttt and am an assss holllleeee to my banddddddd

ftskphil: whats with this black kid leaning over a camera reading the lyrics to whoa oh

all i sunn xx: IM OUT OF EVERYTHING
all i sunn xx: ITS LIKE IM A GAY PERSON WHO JUST CAME OUT OF A CLOSET
all i sunn xx: THATS HOW OUT I AM

unspokenwishesx (4:32:18 AM): ammerrrzzzz: id feel so behind
ammerrrzzzz: id feel like allison

Square Dave and the chat girls.

Ammerrrzzzz: HI DEBRAS SISTER
OMG Its Devra: SHE SAID YOU'RE A SLUT

OMG Its Devra: so i finally scream "I'LL LET YOU IN IF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP"

unspokenwishesx: a barbie was going to rape Kent?

ftskphil: fuck school
ftskphil: this is real life

"Allison, do your Shaant impression."
"John?"
"No, Shaant."
"Shawn?"
"Shannt!"
"John?"
"SHAANT! Fail."
"Oh, Phil?"

all i sunnn xx (2:56:07 PM): hahaahhahahaa have i mentioned im deaf?

all i sunnn xx (2:56:29 PM): i do that A LOT i always think people are saying something when theyre saying something else and im like WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT STEAL YOUR SODA

all i sunnn xx (2:38:58 PM): SOMEONE ASK ME MY NAME I HAVE A PICKUP LINE

unspokenwishesx (2:39:03 PM): Allison

unspokenwishesx (2:39:06 PM): whats your name?

all i sunnn xx (2:39:15 PM): allison but you can call me tonight!

all i sunnn xx (2:39:16 PM): GET IT

all i sunnn xx (2:39:18 PM): HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHHA

squaredave11 (2:39:23 PM): oh dear

squaredave11 (2:38:59 PM): im going to bed now

squaredave11 (2:39:03 PM): its 3:30 am

mknz vs everyone (2:39:09 PM): its 10 31

mknz vs everyone (2:40:12 PM): "i want that a way<-----------"

Ammerrrzzzz (2:40:14 PM): <------------- that a way. Sirisusly